Battery? - what battery?

Maybe, if some stopped dishing it out, they wouldn’t be served the same left overs.
Maybe, if they answered my questions (only 2) they wouldn’t be so biting in their reply.
Maybe, if they would believe me, instead of telling me what I didn’t do.
Maybe, if they stopped assuming they are the only person with the right answer and read what others say, they wouldn’t be so accusatory.

You’re right. I fell for the ad, and I’ve got a clock. My bad. But I’m not apologizing.