Time for a bump.
Hi. 
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Bumo bumo bump
Might still be available!
Who’s getting paid today‽ Time to buy a new used phone!
Can I buy it off you through eBay?
Um. I think I can post it through there. Give me a little bit and I’ll let you know.
I think I made an account there about a decade ago, lol. Haven’t touched it since.
Nope. Sorry. I can’t get into the old account because I no longer have that phone number. Support can’t help. I can’t create a new account because it just endlessly loops hcraptcha.
I have started to truly loathe what the Internet has become.