I guess I’ll sign it, but what I really want is Facebook and social media to be shut down entirely. That you can’t maintain friendships without those services is atrocious, the monopolistic network effect is atrocious, what they do to manipulate people is atrocious, and trying to talk to people over them is atrocious too. It’s an unnatural gamified form of interaction that has driven everyone crazy, and made any mistake unforgivable. I speak with no exaggeration when I say that the world would become a better place overnight if all the datacenters hosting these things were to vanish.
(Or if by law ISPs had to let you host websites on a home connection.)
Facebook making a version of Instagram for kids under 13 is a drop in the bucket at this point.